I Am The Walrus

(No matter if it's out of tune, I said no matter if it's out of tune,
cause you're cool!)

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how we run like pigs from a gun
see how we fly, I'm cryin'
Sitting on a cornflake
I'm waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday
man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man, we are the egg men,
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

Mister city, policemen city
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how we run, I'm cryin'
I'm cryin', I'm cryin', I'm cryin'
Yellow mound of custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye
Grab a locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess
man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man, we are the egg men,
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
you get your tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

Experts sexperts, choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they spy like pigs in the sky
see how they snide, I'm cryin'
Semolena pilchards
climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna
man you should have seen him
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo ca choo...